here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

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chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

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His dick makes me forget my problems

sexlovefucking:

Then i remember on the ride home :[

• person: are you athletic?
• me: i run
• person: oh sweet
• me: *whispers* a blog.

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

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thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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