me: i really can't stay
tumblr: but baby it's social outside
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
jkellemn0p: I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
the-st0ry-so-far: the amount of people i would marry without a seconds hesitation is quite worrying
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
yourcreati0n: sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in...
khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
skypestripper: hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
googlehomo: I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
amoying: the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
teenager: Im eating just in case i get hungry later
I have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it.– Franz Kafka, from Dearest Father: Stories and Other Writings tr. Ernst Kaiser and Eithne Wilkins (via alve-us)
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me